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Mon Nov 17, 2008, 11:09 AM
Dear ~ShallowMe

I don't really know how to tell you this, but your nostrils are insulting. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me under the bus and I saw you pull the toupee my best friend. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that Santa doesn't excist. I'm returning your old lottery coupons to you, but I'll keep yhe results of your blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I get sick when I think of eggplant-fetishism.

Good luck on your short-term leave from jail,
-Janneke-



I tag: ~ShallowMe, ~ZzAZzA, ~MyFallenHero and anyone that wants to be tagged..
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:iconshallowme:
Meh why did I have to be the chosen oneee o.o
However xD, cute little weirdo <3.
Ik had dit ooit eens eerder gezien..

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Life is like a camera.

We have to accept the bad photos---
Your eyes were closed,
Smile crooked,
Face blocked---

And smile for the next.
:iconfunneh:
The voices made me do it! I swear!

Ja, ik ook, en ik werd getagd, dus toen dacht ik, vooruit. xD

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Live right now. Just be yourself. It doesnt matter if it's good enough for someone else.
:iconshallowme:
heheh XD

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Life is like a camera.

We have to accept the bad photos---
Your eyes were closed,
Smile crooked,
Face blocked---

And smile for the next.
:iconfakeyou:
So you're telling us that you're wearing black underwear?

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*Fakes You*
:iconfunneh:
Exactly. :aww:

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Live right now. Just be yourself. It doesnt matter if it's good enough for someone else.
:iconallyndupe:
Ahaha, yay! :D Now I don't feel like one of the only completely random freaks! :P

:giggle: So funny.

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Beat me, Hate me, You can never break me.
Will me, Thrill me, You can never kill me.
Jew me, Sue me, Everybody do me.
Kick me, Kike me, Don't you black or white me.
:iconfunneh:
:giggle: It's so random, and most of the things you could pick for made me laugh. xD

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Live right now. Just be yourself. It doesnt matter if it's good enough for someone else.
:iconallyndupe:
I know, me too! Most of it was so spontanious, ohh my. :giggle:

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Beat me, Hate me, You can never break me.
Will me, Thrill me, You can never kill me.
Jew me, Sue me, Everybody do me.
Kick me, Kike me, Don't you black or white me.

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